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***URGENT HELP NEEDED***
Guys!!!
...How can I un-watch the New Star Wars film?!?
I don’t feel right at all
...How can I un-watch the New Star Wars film?!?
I don’t feel right at all
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I don't know if it's gonna work but you can try asking your wife to fuck your brains out and see how it affects you.
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I dunno.. when she really gets in to it she sounds just like Chewbacca
Might be a bad shout
Might be a bad shout
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Ha! Oh listen to me “when she really gets in to it”
Completely forgot.. we’re married.
Completely forgot.. we’re married.
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So much truth in this simple statement...Wozaworld wrote:Ha! Oh listen to me “when she really gets in to it”
Completely forgot.. we’re married.
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Mate, if I recall correctly you only have one child?
Got bad news for you.
Got bad news for you.
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In the words of Obi-Wan Kanobi... "No.. there is another"Lofty wrote:Mate, if I recall correctly you only have one child?
Got bad news for you.
"Always treat your kite like you treat your woman, climb inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.."
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Oh so true... Some twenty something at work looked at me and said, BJ & steak night tonight. I just laughed patheticallyWozaworld wrote:Ha! Oh listen to me “when she really gets in to it”
Completely forgot.. we’re married.
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The Phantom Menace is now no longer the worst movie in Star Wars lol who would have guessed. As for the remedy, blow the dust of your A New Hope VCR and plonk it into your tv
I do like to shoot down planes yes I do
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When you say 'new Star Wars' movie - are you talking about The Levitating Jedi?
Jammy - with all due respect, I think I have to disagree. Despite it not being 'up there', anything that doesn't have Jar Jar Binks or the dodgy teen-throb Anakin with his crappy episode 2 rat-tail or episode 3 The Hoff hairdo, *can't* be as bad, surely?!!
Eps 1,2 and 3 should have the master copies burned, the ashes mixed with resin, and turned into an Azref special bottle opener in tribute to the fact he shafted us all.
Jammy - with all due respect, I think I have to disagree. Despite it not being 'up there', anything that doesn't have Jar Jar Binks or the dodgy teen-throb Anakin with his crappy episode 2 rat-tail or episode 3 The Hoff hairdo, *can't* be as bad, surely?!!
Eps 1,2 and 3 should have the master copies burned, the ashes mixed with resin, and turned into an Azref special bottle opener in tribute to the fact he shafted us all.
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