***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

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Wozaworld
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***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Wozaworld » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:20 pm

Guys!!!

...How can I un-watch the New Star Wars film?!?

I don’t feel right at all
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Re: ***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Onebad » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:21 pm

I don't know if it's gonna work but you can try asking your wife to fuck your brains out and see how it affects you.

Wozaworld
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Re: ***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Wozaworld » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:23 pm

I dunno.. when she really gets in to it she sounds just like Chewbacca

Might be a bad shout
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Wozaworld
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Re: ***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Wozaworld » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:24 pm

Ha! Oh listen to me “when she really gets in to it”

Completely forgot.. we’re married.
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Re: ***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Von Archie » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:32 pm

Wozaworld wrote:Ha! Oh listen to me “when she really gets in to it”

Completely forgot.. we’re married.
So much truth in this simple statement...
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Re: ***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Lofty » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:33 pm

Mate, if I recall correctly you only have one child?
Got bad news for you.

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Re: ***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Wozaworld » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:35 pm

Lofty wrote:Mate, if I recall correctly you only have one child?
Got bad news for you.
In the words of Obi-Wan Kanobi... "No.. there is another"

:suicide:
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Nev
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Re: ***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Nev » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:10 pm

Wozaworld wrote:Ha! Oh listen to me “when she really gets in to it”

Completely forgot.. we’re married.
Oh so true... Some twenty something at work looked at me and said, BJ & steak night tonight. I just laughed pathetically :suicide:
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Re: ***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Jammy » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:11 pm

The Phantom Menace is now no longer the worst movie in Star Wars lol who would have guessed. As for the remedy, blow the dust of your A New Hope VCR and plonk it into your tv :nice:
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Re: ***URGENT HELP NEEDED***

Post by Bunny » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:46 pm

When you say 'new Star Wars' movie - are you talking about The Levitating Jedi?

Jammy - with all due respect, I think I have to disagree. Despite it not being 'up there', anything that doesn't have Jar Jar Binks or the dodgy teen-throb Anakin with his crappy episode 2 rat-tail or episode 3 The Hoff hairdo, *can't* be as bad, surely?!!

Eps 1,2 and 3 should have the master copies burned, the ashes mixed with resin, and turned into an Azref special bottle opener in tribute to the fact he shafted us all.

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