HOWTO: Set a custom cockpit photo

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Re: My cockpit slut

Post by Dickie » Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:43 am

Which image editing software are you using?

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Re: My cockpit slut

Post by Hypoxia » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:54 pm

I got it working Osprey..... Had to reduce the file size and flatten in Paint.net. Thanks and Happy New Year!

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Re: My cockpit slut

Post by Dickie » Wed Jan 01, 2014 7:51 pm

Ok, let's see her then........ ;)

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Re: My cockpit sluts

Post by Hypoxia » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:20 pm

Actually, I currently have 2 cockpit sluts since I’m better looking than Casca who claims to be a 10. Just check my Team speak Avatar and you’ll see.

First of all there’s Kristen….she’s a Music and Dance student at the Berlin University and “plays the Piccolo”. I met her while on 2 week leave from flight training in May of 1939. We are inseparable when together. She works in a Burlesque show on weekends to pay her way thru University and has lesbian tendencies that we are nurturing together.
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Lara, is an up and coming Party professional. She is a young SS Oberscharführer Interrogator stationed in Amiens, France and has a sadistic/kinky side (she always wants her way). She seems determined to convert me to the National Socialist ideology which I continue to resist. It becomes difficult to fly missions after nightly “sessions” with Lara and I thank God Kristen has not learned of her and remains at University.
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Re: My cockpit slut

Post by Dickie » Thu Jan 02, 2014 11:59 pm

LMFAO! Quality!

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Re: My cockpit slut

Post by Hawes » Sun Jan 05, 2014 12:55 am

Is it wrong that the swastika-lady gives me a semi?

Best ersatz-kleenex I've ever used! :D

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Re: My cockpit slut

Post by Stig » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:12 am

Hawes wrote:Is it wrong that the swastika-lady gives me a semi? :D

No, but that it's only a semi might be a bit of a concern for you. :mrgreen:

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Re: My cockpit slut

Post by Mason » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:18 am

well,

I had to choose a nice girl so i could take her home to mother. She isn't as naughty as lara or kristen. But this is how she dresses around the house. :P
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Re: My cockpit slut

Post by Clisby » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:32 am

Such blatant, crude obscenity would never be tolerated at SimHQ. :roll:
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