You can understand Bunny's confusion...
B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
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Re: B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
Where Bunny comes from in Derby, 'pruning' is a mythical sex act performed only by degenerates, tin miners and people with no sense of smell. As in, "I enjoyed the bondage, and I didn't mind giving him a blumpkin, but then he asked if I was into pruning so I slapped him and left."
You can understand Bunny's confusion...
You can understand Bunny's confusion...
I must go up to the skies again, to the peace of silent flight, To the gull’s way, and the hawk’s way, and the free wings’ delight;
And all I ask is a friendly joke with a laughing fellow rover, And a large beer, and a deep sleep, when the long flight’s over.
Re: B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
Broadsword wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 7:37 amWhere Bunny comes from in Derby, 'pruning' is a mythical sex act performed only by degenerates, tin miners and people with no sense of smell. As in, "I enjoyed the bondage, and I didn't mind giving him a blumpkin, but then he asked if I was into pruning so I slapped him and left."
You can understand Bunny's confusion...
(I almost choked on my coffee when I read that!!!!) You guys are an incorrigible happy few!
Flyby out
PS dare I ask what a "blumpkin is?
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Re: B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
Well it differs from county to county, but down by me it would be the same as a hoopsy. And given that we aren't utter savages around here, it's traditionally followed by taking the lucky recipient out for a cheeky nandos.
It may be different oop north though.
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Re: B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
Fifty quid, for you thirty-five
I must go up to the skies again, to the peace of silent flight, To the gull’s way, and the hawk’s way, and the free wings’ delight;
And all I ask is a friendly joke with a laughing fellow rover, And a large beer, and a deep sleep, when the long flight’s over.
Re: B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
Why do I feel I'm being victimized now?Donkey wrote: ↑Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:05 pmWell it differs from county to county, but down by me it would be the same as a hoopsy. And given that we aren't utter savages around here, it's traditionally followed by taking the lucky recipient out for a cheeky nandos.
It may be different oop north though.
Hoopsy? Nandos?
Where's the exit! 
Flyby out
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Re: B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
OK! OK!! I surrender!
you guys!
Flyby out
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Re: B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
Cheeky Nandos? Well how about ...
You know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter.
Does that help?
...I admit I may have half-inched this from somewhere else.
You know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter.
Does that help?
...I admit I may have half-inched this from somewhere else.
Re: B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
This handy guide may help in understanding some of the essential elements of the English language:
http://viz.co.uk/category/rogers-profanisaurus/
Guido
http://viz.co.uk/category/rogers-profanisaurus/
Guido
Re: B17 battle damage this plane flew home in this condition to it's base the 92nd Bomb Group Podington
Donkey, now you've 100% confused me. I can't even gain an inference of what you just said (or why! )! oh the horror, the horror! You're killin' me! 
Guido, thanks for the link. Roger's Profanisaurus is just that special breath of fresh air I needed (while enduring my education in Proper English!). I'll be sure to read all of it. Thank you!
Flyby out (of his friggin mind!)
)! oh the horror, the horror! You're killin' me! Guido, thanks for the link. Roger's Profanisaurus is just that special breath of fresh air I needed (while enduring my education in Proper English!). I'll be sure to read all of it. Thank you!
Flyby out (of his friggin mind!)
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