Peace in our times - Statistics

[Donkey]

Fear me, for I am immortal. 'Just not very good at staying airborne. So given my tendency to lose kites I now always pack a second parachute...

[Bonkin]

Brilliant stats Thaine and thanks for doing them. Certainly a fascinating insight!

Are they going to be published on the website? I certainly think they should be.

[Thaine]

I'm glad you enjoy them. I have no with problems publishing them. But first get the webpage sorted out. You have read my plans.

[Dickie]

Fucking awesome stats there Thaine, though the detail by squadron is only 2 squadrons???? Am I missing something? Definitely worth publication, please advise PR, let's get it push out into the wider world.

Dennis Bailey will be getting a ritual de-bagging in the White Hart if he reaches a half century of Huns. Damn and blast it appears that every time I get near to double figures I get killed If not for that I'd be on about 26 !! Damn AI gunners (.....and Pitti the rotter)

[MarLeo]

Damn and blast it appears that every time I get near to double figures I get killed

Then you should not cross my path so often.

Remember this?

[Boyezee]

I would like to see a chart for longest character survival by sorties - how many sorties people got out of their pilot characters before they bought it or got captured.

And Wolf in the top Luftwaffe kills in a Bf110 - that is very impressive, perhaps he verbally abuses them out of the sky

[Dave]

And Wolf in the top Luftwaffe kills in a Bf110 - that is very impressive, perhaps he verbally abuses them out of the sky

Half of them were probably parked on the ground.

[Bonkin]

I must say, though I'm really here for the cameraderaderie and the lulz, it does rather warm the cockles that as a newcomer I've managed to sneak onto the RAF aces list by the skin of my teeth, as well as make a good showing on the 'talks too much' list and even get an appearance on the lucky buggers list Fun stuff Thaine, and interesting to boot. Thanks for the effort in compiling these, particularly for the fun stuff alongside the more serious ones

Edit - and I second Dave's comment re. Robo. He really is the most disgustingly accurate bastard, and he makes it worse by being so fucking humble about it....

"Yeah, yeah mate. It's all good, you're doing well. Tell you what Broadsword, I think we should call that one a shared kill since you unwittingly acted as bait whilst I gutted that poor Jerry bastard like a white trash hooker in a slasher movie." - Robo during mission 33

Sickening isn't it

This was a laugh out loud one for me today. Other people in the office were wanting to know what I was laughing at.

[Dickie]

Damn and blast it appears that every time I get near to double figures I get killed

Then you should not cross my path so often.

Remember this?

I didn't count a death for that one, you know very well that my rig totally butt fucked me that night. You can keep the kill though, just I didn't.

[Hollywood]

LOL who was that single RAF POW, the color suggests 615...